Guys, I have been waiting to post this since LAST YEAR you have no idea how happy this makes me right now okay
♫ allison argent is fucking dudes shit up in a leather jacket fa la la la ♫
if the world is actually ending i will go outside with a baseball cap and masturbate in a park-wait i already do that i fisted the first deer in -3987 BC and that’s why they all walk like that. same thing with birds, why u think they bobbing their heads when they walk? they wasn’t bobbing for apples back then ill tell you what!
literally what the fuck is this